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Bold, flirty, and handmade — these Polka Dot Heart Earrings are giving all the retro vibes. ❤️🖤 Lightweight dangles with white polka dots and a red bead pop. Perfect for date nights or everyday fun. #HandmadeJewelry #StatementEarrings #PolkaDots #RetroVibes #SmallBizLove #ValentinesVibes Stitchywitchdesigns.com

Snoop says Merry Christmas Eve in case you don't understand his jizzle.

Snoop: Beginning to cost a lot like Christmas my butt. It's beginning to cost a lot like bankruptcy.

Little Elf: What's bankruptcy?

Snoop: It's an Amazon disease. This happens when you can't control the urge to "add to cart"!

Santa: Well...well...well look who missed their curfew!

Little Elf: I think he has the flu!

Santa: Hmmmm...Why do you say that?

Little Elf: He was fine before we had dinner but then he and his friends asked for dessert. It was so cute. They served them a bunch of little cups of Jello. They must have been on sale because he ordered a lot. Then all of a sudden he said he wasn't feeling well and you know the flu is going around. He must feel really bad because he almost fell off our ride several times.

Santa: I can see that. And did he buy you a little dessert?

Little Elf: Oh no Santa...I was way too full for dessert.

Santa: I'm glad he didn't "borrow" my sleigh again. I don't even want to know where he found your ride home.

Ellie: Oh.... Not you again! I thought I recognized that smell.

Snoop: Get back or I'll karate chop you in the face you little spoiled brat.

Ellie: You karate chop me and I'll disclose where you keep your goods! I have the nose of a cop and I know all of your hiding places. You can run but you can't hide!

Little boy: Hi Santa. I made you some hot chocolate and cookies.

Santa: Well thank you. That was so nice of you.

Snoop: Santa don't drink it. I saw him sneeze into the hot chocolate.

Santa: Don't you know by now that Santa does not get sick. I have never missed a Christmas. I have been exposed to many things and I don't get sick.

Little Boy: Santa I wash my hands, it's okay.

Santa: I will be fine. Trust me. Thank you for being so thoughtful!

Snoop: Hey beautiful. Where have you been all my life?

Poinsettia Lady: Where the heck have you been? I'm not in the mood for jokes. Can you give me a hand and pull me up straight?

Snoop: Ok then... what happened little Miss Sunshine?

Poinsettia Lady: I got propped up here on this stupid candle without any back support and have been like this for weeks. What kind of decoration is this?? I bet her Santa's are set up with perfection!

Snoop: Ok.... now you're sitting pretty. I've got just what you need to take the pain away!

Poinsettia Lady: It better be good. I'm in a lot of pain

Snoop: Don't insult my intelligence my dear!

Snoop: OMG!!!! Come on Cowboys! Don't screw this up.

Little Elf: It's going to be ok. You know you always have to remain positive and hopeful!

Snoop: I'll be back in a minute. I need some reindeer treats to make me that positive.

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